Out in in L.A. they tend to plaster billboards of upcoming shows all over the place, I don’t know if they do that elsewhere. I keep seeing bus stop ads for “Devious Maids”, from the creators of “Desperate Housewives”. Seems like they’re randomly placing together adjectives and jobs, so I figured I’d give it a shot, see if I could strike gold.
Angry Fat Pool Boys
Mostly Hairless Cable Repairmen
Tone Deaf Taxi Drivers
Unusually Bitter Veterinary Technicians
Halfway Drunk Flight Attendants
Politically Undecided Gardeners
Lactose Intolerant Street Vendors
Minimally Talented Accountants
Old-Enough-To-Know-Better Substitute Teachers
Vitamin C Deficient Insurance Salesmen
Remarkably Gaseous Meter maids
I’ll be honest, I would probably watch at least one episode of Angry Fat Pool Boys just to se what it was about. “Mostly Hairless Cable Repairmen” sounds a little like gay porn, so I don’t know. Feel free to add your own.